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Please read in entirety. @rosepetalpistol : ….but we didn’t even really know it then and we weren’t even really together.  But we were all twelve years and before and in between since you weren’t away I thought it was gone stay with me let me kiss you. Let me show you how calm this moment can be in it’s nothing and everything.  All at once.  Don’t go.  Don’t ever go. @nottjmiller : I haven’t gone, I’ve just begun.  Just be a gun— be a pistol, if you must a rose petal— but strike hard.  Harder than me, the hardest of them all. And I can’t begin until you’re there, like an audience member or smaller part in play, the playful life you make play full of life, and play— waiting for a starlet to arrive that is only you.  So I can’t have left, since I just arrived, and I’ve been here before.  And we will, we will to will to die.  We will die.  But on and on we live, and autocorrext thinks I mean “love”, and I do, on and on we love— far after we are gone.View more T.J. Miller on WhoSay

Please read in entirety. @rosepetalpistol : ….but we didn’t even really know it then and we weren’t even really together. But we were all twelve years and before and in between since you weren’t away I thought it was gone stay with me let me kiss you. Let me show you how calm this moment can be in it’s nothing and everything. All at once. Don’t go. Don’t ever go.

@nottjmiller : I haven’t gone, I’ve just begun. Just be a gun— be a pistol, if you must a rose petal— but strike hard. Harder than me, the hardest of them all. And I can’t begin until you’re there, like an audience member or smaller part in play, the playful life you make play full of life, and play— waiting for a starlet to arrive that is only you. So I can’t have left, since I just arrived, and I’ve been here before. And we will, we will to will to die. We will die. But on and on we live, and autocorrext thinks I mean “love”, and I do, on and on we love— far after we are gone.

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It’s me and @Morganmiller17 having a REGULAR, COMMON, morning breakfast in NEW.  YORK.Listen to exclusive message

It’s me and @Morganmiller17 having a REGULAR, COMMON, morning breakfast in NEW. YORK.

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Things got REAL & #RAW (Like @WWE) on #mydiningroomtable podcast w/ #Denver #Thug @CaytonHolland. LISTEN HERE KIDS —> http://www.whosay.com/l/asQ9acAView more T.J. Miller on WhoSay

Things got REAL & #RAW (Like @WWE) on #mydiningroomtable podcast w/ #Denver #Thug @CaytonHolland. LISTEN HERE KIDS —> http://www.whosay.com/l/asQ9acA

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Holy smokes ARIZONA I COME SMOKE OUT THE LOSERS THIS WEEK @houseofcomedyaz w @CashLevy & @cashinginwithtj pod taping! http://www.whosay.com/l/iVr99U5 get serious and go!View more T.J. Miller on WhoSay

Holy smokes ARIZONA I COME SMOKE OUT THE LOSERS THIS WEEK @houseofcomedyaz w @CashLevy & @cashinginwithtj pod taping! http://www.whosay.com/l/iVr99U5 get serious and go!

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If you like improvisation & you like  @Morganmiller17 then you’ll HATE when I ruin her improv show http://www.whosay.com/l/Gev99hC #MillerTime 2provView more T.J. Miller on WhoSay

If you like improvisation & you like @Morganmiller17 then you’ll HATE when I ruin her improv show http://www.whosay.com/l/Gev99hC #MillerTime 2prov

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OH. MY FROG. @Morganmiller17 & I are doing IMPROVISATIONAL COMEDY WED 7pm @UCBTheatreNY Chelsea! NYC. #MillerTime http://www.whosay.com/l/xxS98U2 so let’s let monkeys hug!View more T.J. Miller on WhoSay

OH. MY FROG. @Morganmiller17 & I are doing IMPROVISATIONAL COMEDY WED 7pm @UCBTheatreNY Chelsea! NYC. #MillerTime http://www.whosay.com/l/xxS98U2 so let’s let monkeys hug!

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Smart farmers buy gifts for @nottjmiller during the christmas season like the domain name http://www.whosay.com/l/Woy987g…. #xmas2014View more T.J. Miller on WhoSay

Smart farmers buy gifts for @nottjmiller during the christmas season like the domain name http://www.whosay.com/l/Woy987g…. #xmas2014

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What I wrote the other day: I’m on @chelsealately for the last time tonight. It’s a sad day. My first time being introduced on television as a comedian, as myself, was on Chelsea Lately. She said hi the first time and then never really did again for roughly 2 years. I was intimidated, excited and prepared. I couldn’t believe you only got the topics a few hours before hand. But somehow I did something just barely good enough to stay on. I said, as I always says since east high school’s adaptation of Sophocles’ Oedipus Rex, when the night before I had gone on stage with a digital wristwatch, and realizing that I despised being in drama, tried to pump myself up with “this is what you do, this isn what you’re good at.” And she kept inviting me back, even when I wasn’t terribly funny or coherent, because she thought I had stupid hair I suppose. Slowly I leaked into that world, and getting to know all of those people- Josh Wolf,
Heather McDonald, Sarah, Chris, my secret sibling and chuy, every single person involved, it was a home albeit dysfunctional, and I appreciated every moment of, even the hard hard parts. I’ll forever be grateful, but I’ll never be hateful… Chelsea taught me that. Thanks @chelseahandler and thank you @chelsealately

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